Off To Jury Duty Today....

Please everyone, prayers and karma and anything else you can send my way for me to NOT GET PICKED.

I've thought about finding a few others who don't wanna get picked either, and we could link arms and skip up the courthouse steps singing "Follow The Yellow Brick Road" and see if we could get ourselves disqualified.

Won't do me much good though, I go to church with one of the judges at County Court, and he knows I'm not nuts.

Maybe I don't gotta lie or act...just tell the judge the truth...tell him I'd make a terrific juror, because I can spot guilty people *snap* just like that!