These are funny
TrackDollar :: user :: Off Topic
Page 1 of 1
These are funny
http://learnfrommyfail.com/
When planning an outdoor wedding, keep in mind that wind + candles + flowing veil + flammable hairspray = epic fail. #LFMF
When a recipe calls for 1/2 a cup of bullion, it does not mean you crush bullion cubes until till you have 1/2 a cup of bullion powder. Although it does make for a….flavorful chicken… #LFMF
The difference between a freckle and a mole? You can shave over a freckle and nothing bad will happen. #LFMF
Don’t store the dusting/cleaning spray next to the cooking spray. Unless you want to risk getting lemony, dust-free eggs. #LFMF
Never wear an orange polo shirt to Home Depot. #LFMF
If you get your pants wet hunting, take the bullets out before you put them in the dryer.#LFMF
When explaining to the ER doc that your injuries and possible concussion were caused by being hit by your boyfriend, make sure you emphasize that it was during a martial arts class and you wanted to practice sparring against someone more skilled in class. It will prevent a lot of issues… #LFMF
Red Wine. Balsamic Vinegar. Learn to distinguish the two before drinking. #LFMF
If you bring your trash cans into the garage at night so the raccoons won’t get in the trash, make sure there isn’t a raccoon already hiding in the trash can. They can jump pretty high when you take the lid off. #LFMF
Burnt Pizza. Not better with ketchup. #LFMF
Mailing your bills on the way to the airport is a good thing. Mailing your plane tickets is not. #LFMF
Babies understand “spill-proof” as a challenge, not a statement.#LFMF
When planning an outdoor wedding, keep in mind that wind + candles + flowing veil + flammable hairspray = epic fail. #LFMF
When a recipe calls for 1/2 a cup of bullion, it does not mean you crush bullion cubes until till you have 1/2 a cup of bullion powder. Although it does make for a….flavorful chicken… #LFMF
The difference between a freckle and a mole? You can shave over a freckle and nothing bad will happen. #LFMF
Don’t store the dusting/cleaning spray next to the cooking spray. Unless you want to risk getting lemony, dust-free eggs. #LFMF
Never wear an orange polo shirt to Home Depot. #LFMF
If you get your pants wet hunting, take the bullets out before you put them in the dryer.#LFMF
When explaining to the ER doc that your injuries and possible concussion were caused by being hit by your boyfriend, make sure you emphasize that it was during a martial arts class and you wanted to practice sparring against someone more skilled in class. It will prevent a lot of issues… #LFMF
Red Wine. Balsamic Vinegar. Learn to distinguish the two before drinking. #LFMF
If you bring your trash cans into the garage at night so the raccoons won’t get in the trash, make sure there isn’t a raccoon already hiding in the trash can. They can jump pretty high when you take the lid off. #LFMF
Burnt Pizza. Not better with ketchup. #LFMF
Mailing your bills on the way to the airport is a good thing. Mailing your plane tickets is not. #LFMF
Babies understand “spill-proof” as a challenge, not a statement.#LFMF
dctim- New
- Posts : 2003
Join date : 2009-05-15
Age : 113
Location : DC 'burbs
Similar topics
» You know what I think would be funny...
» Funny User Notes!!
» Funny User Note
» Funny city names
» Users Notes that are funny, cute or make you go "huh?"
» Funny User Notes!!
» Funny User Note
» Funny city names
» Users Notes that are funny, cute or make you go "huh?"
TrackDollar :: user :: Off Topic
Page 1 of 1
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
|
|