I scored a few Twos today

but that is not the most exciting news. I now know which teller at my credit union is the Two Hog and I plan on reducing her load in about 3 weeks.

They should be able to give them to you at any time.

Not my bank. My bank is very rural, and does not order new bills often, I can't get twos for the same reason I can't get uncirculated bricks.

But I scored a two myself yesterday, in the collection plate at church.

It is part of my duties at church (for which I volunteer) to count the collection plate, sort it, and get it to the church treasurer.
Someone dumped a two dollar bill in there, so I bought it out.

I routinely buy some crispy ones this way, too, replacing it with larger bills like twenties.

On a given sunday, I might grab about twelve to thirtenn nice crispy ones and replace that with a twenty. Because I also help take up the collection, I am not able to put money in the basket when everyone else does, so I put mine in later that way.