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Post  dctim on Wed Feb 24, 2010 5:17 pm

http://learnfrommyfail.com/

When planning an outdoor wedding, keep in mind that wind + candles + flowing veil + flammable hairspray = epic fail. #LFMF

When a recipe calls for 1/2 a cup of bullion, it does not mean you crush bullion cubes until till you have 1/2 a cup of bullion powder. Although it does make for a….flavorful chicken… #LFMF

The difference between a freckle and a mole? You can shave over a freckle and nothing bad will happen. #LFMF

Don’t store the dusting/cleaning spray next to the cooking spray. Unless you want to risk getting lemony, dust-free eggs. #LFMF

Never wear an orange polo shirt to Home Depot. #LFMF

If you get your pants wet hunting, take the bullets out before you put them in the dryer.#LFMF

When explaining to the ER doc that your injuries and possible concussion were caused by being hit by your boyfriend, make sure you emphasize that it was during a martial arts class and you wanted to practice sparring against someone more skilled in class. It will prevent a lot of issues… #LFMF

Red Wine. Balsamic Vinegar. Learn to distinguish the two before drinking. #LFMF

If you bring your trash cans into the garage at night so the raccoons won’t get in the trash, make sure there isn’t a raccoon already hiding in the trash can. They can jump pretty high when you take the lid off. #LFMF

Burnt Pizza. Not better with ketchup. #LFMF

Mailing your bills on the way to the airport is a good thing. Mailing your plane tickets is not. #LFMF

Babies understand “spill-proof” as a challenge, not a statement.#LFMF
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