Gym membership is due...

So I'll be heading to the gym in a bit for my daily workout. Even though my dues do not need to be paid until the 1st, I've got the cash on-hand so I am just going to take care of it now. The total amount due is $71.01, to be paid as follows:

34 $2 bills (marked, of course)
2 50-cent pieces
2 Presidential $1 coins
1 Penny


I'm sure they'll be talking about me amongst themselves after the transaction is complete and I walk away from the counter to begin my exercise regimen

Are you going to paste your face on at least one of those two's?